My little input on things...
It's been a while since ive updated this page, and I'm sorry. However, to this day, it is still questionable if anyone even reads this nonsense. Anyway, who the hell cares! We all have lives, right? That's why you're reading this instead of mowing the lawn or doing the dishes that have ever so gently stacked their way to the ceiling so that even the slightest disruption could cause your beutiful mountain of dishes to come crashing downward leaving you dramatized and confuzed, right? On another note, since we have established that both you and I have no lives, I'll continue on talking about the first thing that comes to my mind. Grasshoppers are unusual creatures, but if you look a grasshopper in the eye he will grant you 1 wish just as long as you don't wish for a goldfish on a dish, or laughing hyena taking a piss. Fuck it, right? What is reality? Do you really exist? I know I sure as hell don't. That's why the world as we know it, is going to become overpopulated with jalepeno dip and dragonflies. The dragonflies then will turn into Alien predators and suck the brain matter out of your ass. With a straw. Bitch!
But not to get impolite now, you really have no reason to run the post office and tell them your Galopagos Tortoise is giving birth to a three-headed Swordfish named Bolivia, now do you?
Thought so.
Now that I have your undivided attention, walk to the nearest fridge an crawl inside it all the way to the back. Here you will find something so amazing it will have you shitting tacos and squirting mayonase out of your ear pipes. Heres the part of the page where I actually talk about my life, for those of you who are still with me.
Well, SS3 was a blast. I met alot of new faces, saw alot of old friends, got my ass kicked in our brand new Backyard Wrestling Ring 3 times, and threw sauce at the crowd with the Mayor of Lisbon! It was deffinatly my kind of party, and it was 2 days long! I'll be writing my full report on SS3 soon so keep checkin back.
I just got back from the Gathering of the Juggalos last week, and let me tell you what, damn it was hot! Always a blast at the Gathering! I met a ninja who does tattoos from Texas, he promised me a free tattoo, so best believe ima be hittin him up next year. Just an all around good time!
So now, here I sit, making an attemtp to do something with my life other than waste away into nothing. Ninjas vs. Monks is out now! Get that shit! We put a lot of hard work into that album and it definatly shows when you hear and see it.
But anyway, I'm gettin fuckin tired of typing. So, peace out to all you Galgamacs. And to anyone else, Good bye until next time.
-Insane Eric
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JUGGALO COLORIN' BOOK - VOLUME 2!
That's right, it's been a while since I've done any work related to the Juggalo Colorin' Book, but now it is in full effect and rollin right on down the line. Set to be released at the Gathering of the Juggalos 2007. This shit will include 50 brand new drawings enticing the world of the Dark Carnival. Some of these drawings include:
ALL 5 DARK LOTUS MEMBERS!
3 DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE 6 JOKERS CARDS!
VERSIONS OF PSYCHOPATHICS NEWEST ARTISTS!
BRAND NEW JUGGALO MAZEZ!
What does that mean? You Ask, well, that means there will be various drawings of shit from First Gear and Ninjas vs. Monks perhaps even Yule Tide Chaos! for your asses to color!
BUT WAIT, THERES MORE...
Every copy of the New Juggalo Colorin' Book will have a Ninjas vs. Monks Sampler for your asses to enjoy, and if you already have the Sampler, this sampler is Limited Edition, for it will include an E.P. from Insane Eric entitled, "Sketch Book Serial Killa!"
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT, WE THE MUTHAFUCKIN' NINJAS! and YOU CAN GET THIS FRESH ASS ITEM FOR THE VERY REASONABLE PRICE OF ONLY $10.00!
LOOK FOR YOUR COPY AT THE GATHERING!
WELL, THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
UNTIL NEXT TIME, SIGNING OFF,
YOURS TRULY, INSANE ERIC
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Why dont your ass E-mail me: nocluerecords@hotmail.com
"Interesting Facts" by Bill Durum
12-16-05
Sascabbage: A lethal crossbreed between a man-eating sasquatch and a cabbage. The Sascabbage is an outcast to the Sasquatchi Colony, rejected by all the other Sasquatch'. The Sascabbage is a ferocious creature and can be anywhere from 2' to 8.5' tall. They live in the realm of outworld from Mortal Kombat the Video Game, and they have been known to attack at random.
BEWARE OF THE SASCABBAGE!
11-30-05
Did you know that every three weeks P.J.S.B. climbs on top of the studio roof and eats a taco while staring at the moon naked???
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