Into the 3rd Eye by PJ Bozac March 24, 2008
So I’ve got a hole in my head. It doesn’t hurt or anything, it’s just really itchy. I went to the doctor and all she said was, “Hmmm, I don’t see a hole Mr. Swimm Bozac, I’d get a second opinion if I were you. “ What would you know, right next door was a shrink. I thought to myself, what if this is just a mental condition. Just a simple American Psychological Mental Condition in which all I would need is simple little dick shrinking pills. So, I went in and booked an appointment. A few weeks later this hole is getting bigger and bigger and it’s starting to suck in orbs and energy flashes. I finally have some fucking time to talk to the shrink. It was kind of weird because she was saying that I should just stop being a fucking pussy! I smacked the shit outta that know it all biatch and we made sweet passionate fuck for 6 minutes. MY NEW RECORD! AND YES FOLKS, THAT IS A SEGWAY TO OUR NEW RECORD…UNBREAKABLE!
The Backstreet Boys recently made a triumphant comeback album entitled UNBREAKABLE. (Nobody noticed). So we thought it would be okay to call our album UNBREAKABLE. (Still no one will probably notice). We don’t think we’re cooler than the Backstreet Boys, actually we used to kick it with them when we were all hooked on heroin. We put that shit to a hault because whenever Gird’s drug test came back, it said he was a bitch, and Eric was showing signs of being a bitch as well. Not me though, I am still hooked on the shit! Please help me! Ha Ha Ha, what a fucking dick I am.
Anywho, Unbreakable is just a collection of our recent frustration and rage from living in Lisbon. Our songs this time are more balanced with such lyrics like ; “after that you can tongue my balls, in the back of them high school halls” or “Blow a cow or suck a fat one”. We really wanna just rock out and start doing show after show. Lisbon is home, but we are destined for bigger and shinier things. Insane E is working on his new Juggalo Colorin Book and believe me I can’t see blue, red, orange or the number 23 but I’m gonna indulge in the waxy crayons. Girdy is still working at Elkton Auto Corral. And our wrestling company The Dementid Championship Wrestling Federation will be having shows in the springs and at Sauce Storm 4.
And that brings me to Sauce Storm 4. Yep the Mecca. Juggalos, Krowners, Scumdogs, Emo kids, Slayer fans, Hippies, White Trash, Monsters of Super Human Size and Strength, and for the first time ever in over 65 million years…DINOSAURS! We’ll have super human bands such as Unity 4 Life, Lost Souls Divided,
DJ Bounce and us….the question mark kids….
THE NO CLUE CREW. We’ll have an album out, wrestling, sauce, raffle tickets, sauce, bon fires, sauce, skateboarders, sauce, king shit, bill durum, Chad Biggums won’ be there, but if he is I’m sure he’ll do something fun for the kids.
Oh Yeah, and did I mention...
SAUCE!
So I’ve got a hole in my head. It doesn’t hurt or anything, it’s just really itchy. I went to the doctor and all she said was, “Hmmm, I don’t see a hole Mr. Swimm Bozac, I’d get a second opinion if I were you. “ What would you know, right next door was a shrink. I thought to myself, what if this is just a mental condition. Just a simple American Psychological Mental Condition in which all I would need is simple little dick shrinking pills. So, I went in and booked an appointment. A few weeks later this hole is getting bigger and bigger and it’s starting to suck in orbs and energy flashes. I finally have some fucking time to talk to the shrink. It was kind of weird because she was saying that I should just stop being a fucking pussy! I smacked the shit outta that know it all biatch and we made sweet passionate fuck for 6 minutes. MY NEW RECORD! AND YES FOLKS, THAT IS A SEGWAY TO OUR NEW RECORD…UNBREAKABLE!
The Backstreet Boys recently made a triumphant comeback album entitled UNBREAKABLE. (Nobody noticed). So we thought it would be okay to call our album UNBREAKABLE. (Still no one will probably notice). We don’t think we’re cooler than the Backstreet Boys, actually we used to kick it with them when we were all hooked on heroin. We put that shit to a hault because whenever Gird’s drug test came back, it said he was a bitch, and Eric was showing signs of being a bitch as well. Not me though, I am still hooked on the shit! Please help me! Ha Ha Ha, what a fucking dick I am.
Anywho, Unbreakable is just a collection of our recent frustration and rage from living in Lisbon. Our songs this time are more balanced with such lyrics like ; “after that you can tongue my balls, in the back of them high school halls” or “Blow a cow or suck a fat one”. We really wanna just rock out and start doing show after show. Lisbon is home, but we are destined for bigger and shinier things. Insane E is working on his new Juggalo Colorin Book and believe me I can’t see blue, red, orange or the number 23 but I’m gonna indulge in the waxy crayons. Girdy is still working at Elkton Auto Corral. And our wrestling company The Dementid Championship Wrestling Federation will be having shows in the springs and at Sauce Storm 4.
And that brings me to Sauce Storm 4. Yep the Mecca. Juggalos, Krowners, Scumdogs, Emo kids, Slayer fans, Hippies, White Trash, Monsters of Super Human Size and Strength, and for the first time ever in over 65 million years…DINOSAURS! We’ll have super human bands such as Unity 4 Life, Lost Souls Divided,
DJ Bounce and us….the question mark kids….
THE NO CLUE CREW. We’ll have an album out, wrestling, sauce, raffle tickets, sauce, bon fires, sauce, skateboarders, sauce, king shit, bill durum, Chad Biggums won’ be there, but if he is I’m sure he’ll do something fun for the kids.
Oh Yeah, and did I mention...
SAUCE!
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